Monday, March 22, 2010

Some things, people have figured out. Other things, they haven’t.

A few things that people have definitely figured out:
How to crown an NCAA basketball champion
Grilled peanut butter banana and honey sandwiches (thanks Elvis)
Talking and driving (thanks, bluetooth)
One-to-One at the Apple store (Shout out to Janelle: you rock! Noone else ever could have taught me how to make a spread sheet!)
i-anything (although I’m skeptical on the ipad)
Gameday at Michigan Stadium
$1 for a hot dog at Roemer Park

A few things that people have definitely not figured out:
How to crown an NCAA football champion
Mass produced kosher food
Texting and driving
The mess Indra Nooyi created
Why baseball players wait until spring training to find out their rotator cuff is torn and they need season ending surgery right before the season starts (WHAT"S UP WITH THAT!?!?)
Whether Rich Rodriguez is making progress or completely screwing everything up
$100 for a seat in the Wrigley Field bleachers

Please add your own. Thank You.

2 comments:

  1. Figured Out: Sexy 17 year-old performers

    Not Figured Out: Sexy 71 year-old performers

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  2. Yes. Please don't mix them up. Unless you're into that kind of thing.

    And did you see Buz zAldrin on Dancing with the Stars? Dancing wonderfully, for an 80 year old, but painful to watch next to Evan Lysacek and the chick from the Pussycat Dolls.

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